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Old 06-13-2012, 04:59 PM   #31
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I can just imagine the guy who found them.

"Well dang! I wonder if I could sell those?"
At least she didn't think, "I wonder how these would taste deep fried."
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There you go- thinkin' like a crackhead.

WhyTF would anybody ever take bath salts? (not that I can imagine why anybody would do crack either) I mean, can you picture a bunch of dudes sitting around bored and one of them saying "Hey! I have an idea! Lets snort some bath salts and see what happens!" and the other guys thinking it was a good idea.
It's not like Calgon Bath Salts. It's a drug that looks like bath salts so that's what it's called.

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hahaha ya. he's a brainy SOB , but he'll smoke, snort, or inject just about anything that he's convinced will **** him up.
He's going to kill himself doing that.
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He's going to kill himself doing that.
Yeah, i've told him that many a-time.

Also, my vote is still on goat lungs.
and that severed head thing is ****ed up.
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I was going to guess the lungs were black market material that went bad, but if they are not human, assuming that is the truth, my theory is shot. There is a black market for human body parts, people just like to forget the truth sometimes.

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Just here it now......"hmmmm i wonder now much crack these things are worth???"
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I was going to guess the lungs were black market material that went bad, but if they are not human, assuming that is the truth, my theory is shot. There is a black market for human body parts, people just like to forget the truth sometimes.
Maybe they were sold as black market human lungs for a transplant but the bastards substituted goat lungs and it was discovered!

(move this to the conspiracy theory section????)
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Maybe they were sold as black market human lungs for a transplant but the bastards substituted goat lungs and it was discovered!

(move this to the conspiracy theory section????)
If you found out your new transplanted lungs were black market goat lungs would they be covered under warranty?
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If you found out your new transplanted lungs were black market goat lungs would they be covered under warranty?
Lmao im gunna say no
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I had heard there was some smog in LA, but i didn't know it was so bad animals were literally coughing their lungs up.

I haven't read that the official toxicology reports were back on the face eater? Anybody got a link?


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...In January, a decapitated human head, as well as severed hands and feet, were found in the foothills below the famed Hollywood sign overlooking Los Angeles.

Homicide detectives later identified the remains as belonging to a former Mexicana airlines employee, 66-year-old Hervey Coronado Medellin. His murder remains unsolved.

(Reporting and writing by Dan Whitcomb; Editing by Steve Gorman and Anthony Boadle)
Sounds like somebody didn't cough up all their balloons that trip.
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If you found out your new transplanted lungs were black market goat lungs would they be covered under warranty?
Would that be a money-back lifetime warranty? Then absolutely!
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