[winds-of-change]

I never did understand this saying. When my daughter was in school, she played softball and she's a 'lefty'. My friend's husband from down the street wandered by and he was talking to my daughter about the advantages of being a left handed pitcher. He was telling her about the different pitches, etc. and at one point he said "If you throw a pitch like that the batter won't know whether to s**t or go blind. I must have gotten a funny look on my face as I pondered those two choices. He thought I was mad that he said the "s" word to my daughter and apologized. I told him it was okay to say that word but what the heck kind of choice is s**t or go blind? I mean, really, who would rather go blind than s**t?

[LONGHAIR]

I don't like the Dark.....

[WDbeej]

Ahh a good BM or the ability to not have to see Chaz Bono or Rosie O'Donnell. I'll have to go meditate in the water closet on that one.

[winds-of-change]

Originally Posted by wdbeej

ahh a good bm or the ability to not have to see chaz bono or rosie o'donnell. I'll have to go meditate in the water closet on that one.

funny!!


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[BenLuby]

Originally Posted by winds-of-change

I never did understand this saying. When my daughter was in school, she played softball and she's a 'lefty'. My friend's husband from down the street wandered by and he was talking to my daughter about the advantages of being a left handed pitcher. He was telling her about the different pitches, etc. and at one point he said "If you throw a pitch like that the batter won't know whether to s**t or go blind. I must have gotten a funny look on my face asI pondered those two choices. He thought I was mad that he said the "s" word to my daughter and apologized. I told him it was okay to say that word but what the heck kind of choice is s**t or go blind? I mean, really, who would rather go blind than s**t?

The meaning of it? It's meant to show that someone is so confused that a simple decision (who wouldn't rather sh1t than go blind?) becomes almost paralyzing.
In your daughters case, it would be 'swing or don't swing', but the batter, with a good pitch, would, even with a good pitch, stand there stunned, rather than making what should be an instinctive reaction.

[Shihan]

I choose go blind, I have a poll for the other. I think I'll post it!

[rjd3282]

Just close one eye and fart.

[trip286]

Originally Posted by rjd3282

Just close one eye and fart.

best option. at least you wouldn't have to leave the batter's box.

[c3shooter]

S**t or Go Blind

This is a phrase used when someone is confused and cannot decide between two choices. It is derived from the conundrum faced by a teenage male who lives in a house with one bathroom and a large family.


Source- Urban Dictionary

[kfox75]

Hard choice. Am I constipated? Did I just see something that I wish I could unsee? Life is full of important decisions.