Originally Posted by CA357
I've heard that even if you're only hit in the thumb by one of those spitwads, you're a goner. They might even be banned by the Geneva Convention.
Mine are extra nasty. I produce all of my spitwads by hand after 4 straight days of eating mexican food off the roach coach, extra sauerkraut dogs from the weiner cart, and binge drinking a combination of "borderline" milk and wild turkey. Oh yeah, i don't own a toothbrush either. Some intruders are intimidated by the sound of a 12 gauge pump... all I have to do it open my wad jar, the smell does the rest.