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08-04-2010, 06:49 PM
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The American Marine on the Train
The train was quite crowded, and a U.S. marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.
"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! This American should be put in his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."
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Long distance..The next best thing to being there, if you are anywhere between 100-700 yards my Howa and I own you and will choose your time of death. opaww
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08-04-2010, 06:52 PM
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Deader Bears=Better Bears
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LOL!
Oh noes, i upset a French person in the post-Napoleonic era, ohh, I'm soooo scared. I hope she didn't break his toes running away.
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08-04-2010, 06:58 PM
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LMFAO!!
Didn't see that one coming. Well played good sir, well played. 
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08-04-2010, 07:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by opaww
The train was quite crowded, and a U.S. marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.
"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! This American should be put in his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."
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Just covered my keyboard in coffee. I will use that one for sure
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08-04-2010, 07:19 PM
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NSA data miner
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that was pretty good indeed...
way to break up my sweaty network problemed afternoon with a chuckle!!
thanks opaww.
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08-04-2010, 07:45 PM
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that really threw me for a loop on the last part. well done sir! 
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08-04-2010, 08:10 PM
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Well done Opaww.
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08-04-2010, 10:05 PM
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You never disappoint, Opaww .
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08-04-2010, 10:19 PM
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Love to hate the Frogs!!
Well done opaww!!
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08-04-2010, 11:12 PM
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Treyarch has announced it's new game this year.
There will be a Call of Duty spin off released this Christmas. Not much in known about this game except for a little bit of inside information. Apparently the campaign will be very short and you will be playing as the French. The title has also been released, Call of Retreat: All on Nothing.
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