I got an alternative. I'm gonna show up naked to the airport.
Pair of sandals and my ticket. F**k it man.
rotflmao, "Excuse me sir, would you like to check your sack or would that be carry on?"
"A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks." Thomas Jefferson