The jerky tastes like super dry teriyaki jerky. Whatever they use to color it must cause it to be drier than regular jerky.
The energy drink tastes exactly like melted lime jello. Not much of an "energy rush" but I'm one of the people that's immune to energy drinks. Well, except the big cans of Starbucks. But those just make me nervous.
Stay away from the zombie skins
. Those have absolutely zero taste and seems like the more you chew it the larger it gets.