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View Poll Results: How well could you document your whereabouts Monday night?
I have more than one witness who is not related to me (or dating or cohabitating me). 8 24.24%
Only my spouse or significant other could vouch for my location. 7 21.21%
I could prove my location last night through web or phone activity. 16 48.48%
I could not come up with a way to document my whereabouts for Monday night or most of Monday night. 8 24.24%
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Old 10-03-2012, 02:37 AM   #21
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I'm on a towboat. Have been the last two weeks. Check with payroll. Hummph. Lol
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Old 10-03-2012, 03:55 AM   #22
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Facebook photo posts from 50 miles away. CC receipts from dinner 80 miles away. Waitress and customers as witnesses. Probably a few security cameras as well.

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Old 10-03-2012, 03:57 AM   #23
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got home about 6:15, me & the girlfriend made supper, she sat next to me most of the night while i watched some tv then some top gear on netflix while not surfing between facebook, email, & here till about 10:30 then went to bed.

you better question the girlfriend, she stayed up later than me so who knows what she was up to.
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Old 10-03-2012, 04:03 AM   #24
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Nope, rarely can, actually, these days. Use to go out every night, then, recently, every other night. Now I'm pretty much a homebody. Although my gym does have cameras so I could prove I was there until about midnight.
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Old 10-03-2012, 05:14 AM   #25
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I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
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Old 10-03-2012, 05:28 AM   #26
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I have three friends who will swear I was with them last night. But who needs an alibi after they helped me get rid of the evidence and any witnesses?
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Old 10-03-2012, 06:07 AM   #27
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Easy enough. Helped my BIL move into the new house 2 towns over between 15:30 and 21:00. BIL and Sister can vouch as well as wife and daughter. 20 minute drive home, watched wrestling with wife until 23:00, then the local news. Wife went to bed at aprox. 0:00, I was online lurking here until 03:00, and did a funds transfer @ 03:15. Went to bed.

Pretty much covered as lomg as the time of death was prior to 03:30.
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Old 10-03-2012, 06:32 AM   #28
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Officer: son, can you tell me your whereabouts last night, between 7 and 12pm?
me: I'm sorry, a sphincter says what?
Officer: I said can you tell me your where ... wait a minute!

<bonk> ... Dog drags officer back to squad car ... loads officer into trunk ... gets into drivers seat ... turns on gps ...

gps: please state your destination <says a sultry porn star voice>
me: nearest pig farm please
gps: thank you ... calculating ... in 500ft turn left.
me: no, thank you

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Old 10-03-2012, 06:36 AM   #29
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Originally Posted by lastrebel70
My wife is out of town so once I got home from work no one saw me, guess I'm screwed.
If you were screwed, you would have an alibi, but a pissed-off wife when she got back to town
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Old 10-03-2012, 08:36 PM   #30
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This week I am lucky as the wife has me covered after 4:30. Every other week I'm screwed unless he is going to believe my dog. I shut the shop down around 6:00 and see no one until I wake up in the morning and try not to wake up grumpy till 10:00 or so.

I think I need to have a talk with the dog, she doesn't bark when the wife comes home anymore.
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