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Old 10-22-2009, 07:17 PM   #11
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1. Segal. Hogan is nothing more than a bad actor on roids

2. Norris. He is Chuck Norris.

3. Li. His skills are amazing, and he wins despite the size difference.

4. Snipes. He has the reach and wider range of skills.

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First off, this isn't to be taken lightly. Deathmatches never should be taken lightly.

Second, I wrestled with the idea of leaving these guys in their hey-day, or as they stand today. I think it's probably wiser to leave them in their prime, although the greatest still maintain a degree of bad@ssness.

It's a bracket tournament system, once three have responded with a winner, the winner moves to the quarters.

Cite credible reasons for your pick.

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1) David Carradine vs. Hulk Hogan

2) Steven Seagal vs. Sly Stallone

3) Van Damme vs. Jackie Chan

4) Chuck Norris vs. Ahnold Schwarzenegger

1) - Hulk Hogan, size and strength over the Grasshopper

2) Steven Seagal, Sly can barely talk, much less fight

3) Jackie Chan would be done with this before Van Damme could get into his ballet shoes

4) Chuck Norris would win if you threw all of Austria against him
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And group 2:

Jet Li vs. Tony Jaa

Jason Statham vs. Daniel Craig

Wesley Snipes vs. Mr. T

Tom Cruise vs. Ralph Macchio
This one has better matches, even if the last 2 would be purely entertainment

1) I like them both, but I think Jet Li has years of experience that would be in his favor

2) Jason Statham - he's almost the "white jet li"

3) Wesley Snipes - again training and quickness, he'd be wearing Mr.T's jewelry before Mr. T hit the ground.

4) I'd pay to see Ralph do his infamous crane style - then take 2 to the chest and 1 to the head
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So unless somebody wishes to contest, the quarters look like this:

1) Hogan vs. Seagal

2) Chan vs. Norris

3) Li vs. Statham

4) Snipes vs. Macchio


I wait for 6 decisions on this one, judges.

1) I think Seagal would take it, just on stamina. I think Hogan would be picking himself up off the floor too many times and would end up in submission choke.

2) Both in their prime - I would give it to Chan. Norris was good in his prime, but Jackie Chan was alot quicker, more skills, better training in quite a few styles.

3) Another great match, but I think in their prime, Li would win. See above.

4) No match, Wesley Snipes would tap dance all over the fallen crane.
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1)2) Both in their prime - I would give it to Chan. Norris was good in his prime, but Jackie Chan was alot quicker, more skills, better training in quite a few styles.
And Norris was one style only??

Plus, it does not matter if you can hit a guy 2x's to your 1 if you can't out punch the guy. I've never been hit or kicked by either, but I think that Norris has the power over Chan. Plus, Chan used camera tricks to make him look faster, Norris not so much. Prime to prime, Norris kicks Chan the funny man's arse!! What?
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Most folks don't know this but Statham is not a career martial artist. He was a diver (olympic type) and that's where he was discovered and put in the movies. He may actually have some MA skills now...
Not entirely true.

Statham was a former Olympic Diver in Britian. He was modeling for a company that became in investor in the Guy Ritchie film Lock, Stock and 2 smoking barrels. Great Film. So his "audition" with Guy Ritchie was to pretend he was selling black market goods, something he was doing already on the streets of London, and sell Guy Ritchie on buying some of his swag.

If you watch the opening of Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, the part that he plays and the speech that he gives, is the same he gave Ritchie to get the roll.

And he nailed Sophie Monk. A lot.
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First off, this isn't to be taken lightly. Deathmatches never should be taken lightly.

Second, I wrestled with the idea of leaving these guys in their hey-day, or as they stand today. I think it's probably wiser to leave them in their prime, although the greatest still maintain a degree of bad@ssness.

It's a bracket tournament system, once three have responded with a winner, the winner moves to the quarters.

Cite credible reasons for your pick.

Ready, judges?

1) David Carradine vs. Hulk Hogan

2) Steven Seagal vs. Sly Stallone

3) Van Damme vs. Jackie Chan

4) Chuck Norris vs. Ahnold Schwarzenegger
1) Hulk Hogan would smash the weiner Carradine. Carradine is just an actor and not even slightly athletic.

2)Segal......who has ever seen Segal really do anything? He's all talk and his "old" aikido videos are with completely compliant uke, just like most aikido. Stallone is a workhorse and would crush Segal in his grasp. His workouts even today most athletes can't do.

3) Van Damme would hurt little Jackie, but Jackie is one athletis guy who seems to find a way. JCVD FTW.

4)While Arnie was a huge roid pumping bodybuilder Chuck Norris was 6 time full contact karate champion. Arnie would cry like a big baby.
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So as best as I can decipher it,

Norris vs. Seagal

Snipes vs. Li

Is that the consensus?

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Norris hands down on Segal. Don't f#ck with Chuck, or Chuck will f#ck you up.

Li over Snipes because Snipes has to fight the IRS. Plus, Li was not in that stupid sky diving movie where Snipes was made the fool

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