2008 DNC Schedule
2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule of
7:00 pm ~ Opening flag burning
7:15 pm ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the U. N.
7:20 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25 pm ~ Nonreligious prayer and worship with
Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
7:45 pm ~ Ceremonial tree hugging
7:55 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:00 pm ~ How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore
8:15 pm ~ Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank
8:35 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:40 pm ~ Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry
9.00 pm ~ Memorial service for Saddam and his sons
- Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
10:00 pm ~ 'Answering Machine Etiquette' - Alec
11:00 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 pm ~ Collection for the Osama Bin Laden
kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand
11:15 pm ~ Free the Freedom Fighters from
Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn
11:30 pm ~ Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson
11:45 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:50 pm ~ How George Bush Brought Down the World
Trade Towers - Howard Dean
12:15 am ~ 'Truth in Broadcasting Award' -
Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore
12:25 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:30 am ~ Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
12:45 am ~ Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by
1:00 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
1:05 am ~ Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton
1:30 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
1:35 am ~ Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive
LMAO!!! Nice......... ;)
I was laughing out loud - then I realized that 95% of it is absolutely true. The only error is that you forgot the Sarah Brady speech, "Why no one but the Government Gestapo - er, BATF - should have guns".
Absolutely f***ing priceless!
I suppose the mounting of the "GUN FREE ZONE" sign by Rosie O'Donnell's armed bodyguards will take place before the convention actually begins...
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