I was planning on bow hunting. But her horse loves peppermint and cinnamon candy. Yeah he will give you a search if he thinks you have treats that would make a tsa agent proud.
"Gun control: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her panty hose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound." — L. Neil Smith
The problem with being stupid is you cannot simply decide to stop doing dumb things...
"I crapped my pants to avoid the draft!!" -Ted Nugent